A Wu-Tang Fan Wrote a Script About a Morgan Freeman-Narrated ‘Once Upon a Time in Shaolin’ Heist Film

Wu-Tang Clan recently made headlines for the auction of its secret Once Upon a Time in Shaolin album, which eventually sold for $2 million USD to a certain so-called “pharma bro.” While the whole Bill Murray can steal the album contract turned out to be a fake, the contract did stipulate the restriction that the album could not be heard by the public for another 88 years.Wu-Tang Clan

In today’s news Wu-Tang superfan Jordan VanDina has finished penning a 70-page script for an epic heist film about stealing the group’s top secret album from the clutches of “The Shkrel.” The script, titled Once Upon a Time in The Shaolin: A Wu-Tang Clan Heist Film,spins an action story that the album is needed to be stolen back in order to save the world from Donald Trump becoming President of the United States. In addition to featuring Wu-Tang members like Method Man, RZA, Ghostface Killah, U-God, Inspectah Deck, GZA, Cappadonna and Raekwon, the film is narrated by Morgan Freeman and has cameo appearances from Bill Murray, Michael Jordan, Xzibit, Justin Bieber, Kim Jong-Un and Donald Trump.

Read the script in its entirety here.